Episode 88 - John Kimble vs The State of New York -or- The Werewolf Women of Amityville

What’s better than a film about a needlessly violent kindergarten cop brawling his way through a halfway house full of hot-to-trot teenage were-women? LITERALLY ANYTHING. This week, your two favorite alcoholics hit the road to Amityville, but instead of horror we find only shame and regret (again). But first, we lament the fantastic failure that is Resident Evil (the show, not the games), anticipate the newest upcoming brain-twister by monumental mindfreak M. Night Shyamalan (starring Dave “Not Groot” Bautista), and celebrate the undisputed perfection of Rob Zombie’s take on “The Munsters”! Our feature review is the worst thing to happen in 2021, Thomas J. Churchill’s embarrassing attempt at entertainment “THE AMITYVILLE MOON”. It’s a…well, it’s a movie. But don’t worry, the DTS FULL MOON FUMMER FEST fails upward, onward, and always!